I just found this out

Those Tennessee BASTARDS! I'll show them by being even MORE irreverent while I'm there! Drugs! Booze! Sex! Rock & Roll! YEAH!

Someone back me up on this...

The Xenu story does NOT count as a straw man argument. The religious beliefs of Scientologists are just as valid and deserve just as much respect as anyone else's.

Astronomy is kewl

Me: "Ah, the winter solstice. This time of year is the best of all for looking out at the universe and all its beauty."
Christians: "WRONG! WHO LIKES LIGHTS? LIGHTS ALL NIGHT! WOOHOOO!!!!! LIGHTS!"
Me: "Well, at least those will go out after Christmas, allowing me to clearly see the stars then."
Christians: "WRONG!"