Monday, February 20, 2006

WTF?!?!

  1. Today, I went "jogging". Apparently, since I exercised last, little gnomes took out muscles, turned them into phlegm, and stuffed it into my lungs... all without my knowledge.
  2. ???
  3. PROFIT!!!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Single Again

Tonight: Excessive drinking and smoking!