Astronomy is kewl

Me: "Ah, the winter solstice. This time of year is the best of all for looking out at the universe and all its beauty."
Christians: "WRONG! WHO LIKES LIGHTS? LIGHTS ALL NIGHT! WOOHOOO!!!!! LIGHTS!"
Me: "Well, at least those will go out after Christmas, allowing me to clearly see the stars then."
Christians: "WRONG!"