I just got a letter from the Democratic National Committee, starting with:
Dear Fellow Democrat,
Then for two pages
Yada yada yada I'm a crazy pinko blah blah blah
Peace and Love,
Governor Howard Dean, MD
Needless to say, I was unhappy with this development. I've never been a Democrat and never intend to be, and don't like the idea that even by mistake
I could be affiliated with them. I called the Democratic National Committee, and they said it will take four to six weeks
to completely remove me from the system. Hell, if I had fucking SYPHILIS I could get rid of it in one day. Leave it to politicians to take six weeks to delete a goddamn name from a list.
Yes, I'm still working on making that other website. I think I need to run a "DNS
" program on my server. I got a lead from some Linux guy
, but it was in nerdeese and I'm not quite sure how to fix it.