THOSE BASTARDS

I just got a letter from the Democratic National Committee, starting with:

Dear Fellow Democrat,

Then for two pages

Yada yada yada I'm a crazy pinko blah blah blah

Peace and Love,
Governor Howard Dean, MD

Needless to say, I was unhappy with this development. I've never been a Democrat and never intend to be, and don't like the idea that even by mistake I could be affiliated with them. I called the Democratic National Committee, and they said it will take four to six weeks to completely remove me from the system. Hell, if I had fucking SYPHILIS I could get rid of it in one day. Leave it to politicians to take six weeks to delete a goddamn name from a list.


Yes, I'm still working on making that other website. I think I need to run a "DNS" program on my server. I got a lead from some Linux guy, but it was in nerdeese and I'm not quite sure how to fix it.