Thursday, September 07, 2006

THOSE BASTARDS

I just got a letter from the Democratic National Committee, starting with:
Dear Fellow Democrat,
Then for two pages
Yada yada yada I'm a crazy pinko blah blah blah

Peace and Love,
Governor Howard Dean, MD
Needless to say, I was unhappy with this development. I've never been a Democrat and never intend to be, and don't like the idea that even by mistake I could be affiliated with them. I called the Democratic National Committee, and they said it will take four to six weeks to completely remove me from the system. Hell, if I had fucking SYPHILIS I could get rid of it in one day. Leave it to politicians to take six weeks to delete a goddamn name from a list.


Yes, I'm still working on making that other website. I think I need to run a "DNS" program on my server. I got a lead from some Linux guy, but it was in nerdeese and I'm not quite sure how to fix it.

1 Comments:

Blogger phay_lus said...

I don't think Howard Dean is crazy or a pinko.

BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A CRAZY PINKO RIGHT VENDETTI?

Why did I justify myself there? Oh shit! I'm going crazy!

OH GOD!
OH SHIT!
CRAZY BALDING TINY MONKEYS!

IN THE TREES!

THEY'RE EVVERRRRRYWHERE!

(This post was written as though I were in Vietnam)

6:02 PM, September 08, 2006  

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