That fucking does it
. I am never seeing another fucking Adam Sandler movie ever fucking again. I keep thinking he'll produce classic humor like Opraman or "they're all gonna laugh at you!" But every time, he gives me more simplistic moral lessons, more shameless product placement, and more sappy endings with lobotomized Barbie-doll women.
He has stolen hour after hour of my life away, actually paying to see this crap. But I deserve it. I deserve it for forgiving Adam Sandler, and giving him another chance... time and time again. Well that's it, Sandler. You're dead to me.